Get your new nose NOW, with DIY cosmetic surgery - only $7.50

Nose too wide? Embarrassed by your cavernous nostrils? Well, not any more with 'CoCo – Beautiful New Look of Nose'. Once again, Texyt's team of investigative journalists embedded in Asia have searched high and low to bring you another amazing scientific breakthrough from the shelves of their local supermarket.

cleopatra nose clip close up

Just leave this dainty clip tightly clamped on your nose at all times, and watch your face become more beautiful every day until you ultimately attain a 'Cleopatra Nose'. Your transformation could take place within days, or even months.

Don't worry about it clashing with the rest of your wardrobe, because it's now available in both pink and blue!

cleopatra clothes peg pinkcleopatra_nose_clip_pack

CoCo – Beautiful New Look of Nose is available at discerning stores in Japan, Korea and Taiwan from only $7.50. Why spend more on expensive plastic surgery and fancy doctors when you can just 'do it yourself'?
 

What are they smoking?

Here's the back of the product package. We offer the translation (below) in the spirit of fun rather than strict accuracy.

cleopatra_nose_clip package back

  
 
1. "Hey my friend! You have a wide nose. Incidentally, I had a wide nose before, but thanks to 'CoCo – Beautiful New Look of Nose', my gargantuan proboscis is a thing of the past. Check it out!"

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
2
. "Awesome! I can watch this convenient mirror and see my nose slimming down even as I drive my car. Oops, sorry about your kid, lolz!"
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
3. "Just a few more months of this torture, and I'll I have a Cleopatra Nose like that big-haired famous lady on TV. Or perhaps the restricted blood flow will just make my nose drop off. Problem solved either way!"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
4
. "By keeping this unobtrusive clip on while I sleep, I can accelerate the nose-altering process! I know I just need to persevere and my hitherto dreary life will be utterly transformed by my new petite schnozzer.

Gosh, I really hope I get my new nose before I suffer further brain damage from the oxygen starvation caused by my self-induced sleep apnea."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Quick, bring out some science

According to the science department at Texyt Labs, this product isn't quite as ridiculous as it seems. Actually, your face or body shape CAN be gradually altered by this kind of steady pressure. Anybody who has had an ear (or other appendage) pierced has experienced this – if you don't keep the hole open, it'll slowly close up.

But we dread to imagine what kind of misshapen nose you could end up with, if this gimcrack $7.50 contraption goes awry. Not to mention the embarrassment of constantly looking like a synchronized swimmer who forgot to take her nose clip off.

Hey, but if you do want to take the plunge, don't forget: there's nothing to prevent you applying this to other body parts you want reshaped
 

 

Cheaper than cosmetic surgery!

OK. My first thought was, that's gotta hurt, and my second thought was "I wonder if that would work on my nose?

Maybe I'm going to try it with a Clothes Pin

WHAT r ya'll thinking u

WHAT r ya'll thinking u were given a nose for a reason ur nose not a fake one

Uhmm...it's not a clip-on

Uhmm...it's not a clip-on nose...it's still YOUR nose, just different...*raises eyebrow in wonder*

Uhmm...it's not a clip-on

Uhmm...it's not a clip-on nose...it's still YOUR nose, just smaller...unless you leave it on too long and it just pinches your nose right off your face. But it's okay if that happens, I hear they have a warehouse at neverland ranch.

Nose clip

Michael Jackson could have saved a whole lot of money if he knew about this product!
Is this why he is so well liked in Asia?
Do they think his nose is so narrow because of this product???

Didn't his nose fall off?

There WAS a story that part of his nose fell off

nose clip

some of you girls must remember Amy from my childhood book: 'Little Women'. She put a clothes pin on her nose while her family laughed. In her defense, she did end up marrying Laurie, the rich next door neighbor and had a very happy life, so...there you are.

cosmetic nose clip

Lends a whole new light on "button your lip."

Where can I get this product

Where can I get this product from internet??? Any major shopping malls from Hongkong, Malaysia or SIngapore sell??

lol

How much would a product like that cost? My Marketing teacher would laugh her ass off at that. Haha too funny, and i agree with you about Michael Jackson's nose, but he would have no nose, just a bump if he used that product

price

yeah...just so ya know it says how much it is up there...

um, $7.50 like it says in

um, $7.50 like it says in the article?

hey where can i purchase

hey where can i purchase this? please let me know.

I want one

Does anyone know where I can order one? I really want to try it!

At last

I've used this technique several years ago already! I used to use nostril enlarging strips when I was doing sports (they help you breathe more easily when you have a narrow nose) and I had noticed how my nose was wider after using those for several hours of doing sports, and I thought the reverse would work as well... Only i used weak clothes pins. Sh**, I coulda been rich by now... Why don't nobody ask me for cool product ideas before someone actually manufactures it? Grr...

??

Do you know if this procedure makes your nose pointier???

nose clip

Sorry guys, it can`t possibly work, or else corsets would make you thin .

have you never seen those

have you never seen those people who use the corsets and have "beehive" waists? Honestly...
http://www.answers.com/topic/training-corset

i likeyou

i likeyou

Lol, corset training does

Lol, corset training does alter your waist forever.

no is good

no is good

um, yeah

its just like chinese foot binding.
and im pretty sure that worked , although resulted in a deformed foot

however im sure that there are different circumstances, seeing as it is just cartilage that you are trying to reshape, and not the complete growth of the 26 bones in the foot.

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small...

So what we have here is the inverse of the various pumps to enlarge various body parts? Put me in the "nose falls off, diction suffers" camp. Restricting blood flow is not a good idea!

i read that restricting

i read that restricting blood flow is actually how orthodontic braces work

Strange....

If EVER see anyone like that,wearing one of those things, I will fall to the ground laughing my head off right in front of them.
Have come to this? Dear me...

well thats just mean!

well thats just mean!

It's RM40 -RM50

In Malaysia, you can get it in Sasa. But it costs between forty to fifty.

KOMPIUS!

sasa is what??? can u tell me?

Help me

The item for nose sell at??

Sasa is located at??

what brand sell the nose item?

Nose Clip?

How can I get it if I'm in indonesia?

wer i can order?

i like this thing wer i can buy here in the philippines and how much? pls help me!

i want order

How can i get it if im in malaysia,or direct buy online

It works...

My sister has one. She bought it from Chinatown at a salon named "Coco" and she only wore it at night. It made her nose less big. But she stopped and that's why she never got the nose she wanted. But it is visibly smaller xD

Chinatown in NYC?! cuase i

Chinatown in NYC?! cuase i have a big nose and i live in NYC..so do you konw where in chinatown??

yeah ridiculously.. GENIUS! hehe (^_^)

OK so this thing is just a glorified clothes peg CLEARLY and it has hilarious packaging/marketing, but as crazy as it looks it should work in practice not just theory. It's ridiculousy genius actually. hehe. And yes restricting or constraining a body part for a long period of time will chnge its shape.

I read an article about a woman who went for a consultation to a plastic surgeon for liposuction, the price was way way WAY out of her budget so she just bought some heavy duty long leg girdles like that came down to her knees & up to her waist, a corsetted bodysuit/leotard and some surgical cloth thing that she used on her upper arms & her neck ( she apparently wrapped both her upper arms tightly and her neck - under her chin and around her head; like what people have on for a week post op after a face lift) she wore this whole restricting sucking tucking get up EVERY NIGHT for 3 entire months! then she went back to the plastic surgeon who had taken "before" photos of her at her initial consultation incase he was going to perform the liposuction, she proudly stripped down to show him her new body and he asked her why she had the procedure done elsewhere... she totally transformed her body and even an experienced plastic surgeon thought she had sculped & reduced her body through surgery!

He didnt believe her when she told him what she had done, she was 3 dress sizes smaller! so yeh it definitely works. after reading that i bought a but lifting sexy girdle off ebay & im wearing that every 2nd night, im going to start wearing a clothes peg at night now too ! lol. my nose is small but it wouldnt hurt to be smaller right???? lol

where can i order this from

where can i order this from because i live in the uk?

order it

Here's a site where you can order it online: www.kenko.com/product/item/itm_7551498072.html . But it on japanese :( Do anybody know it?

You can use Google

You can use Google Translate, just copy and paste the link on google translate (Japanese to English), here; I did it: http://www.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kenko.com%2Fproduct%2...

donde lo puedo conseguir aqui en la ciudad de mexico gracias!

me gustaria saber donde lo puedo conseguir en la cd de mexico

espero me puedan dar mas informacion

gracias!

Can I get this in the UK

Anyone know if this is available in the UK? Also wouldn't a normal swimming nose clip do the same job?

Cool

This is such a cool tool for getting thinner nose. I wouldn't mind ordering one. But Really hope it work.

where can i buy or order it on internet?

Please. someone say me how and expecially where can i order this nose clipper to try it.

get me oneeeeeee

i want one.. can anyone tell me where i can get one. i live in Melbourne - Australia

Anyone tried this

Has anyone here tried this or anything like this - i'd be really interesed in hearing form you if so as i'm researching into these DIY methods at the moment.
Also even if you're just considering it - GET IN TOUCH - please!

Thanks

Carly.brooks@channelk.co.uk

Check Ebay

Search for these on ebay using the keywords "JIAHE Nose Up" - there are lots of them - along with some other facial gadgets.

WHAT A TOTAL JOKE ANYONE

WHAT A TOTAL JOKE ANYONE WHO GETS THIS IS SO STUPID I HAVE BEEN A PROFESSIONAL MAKE UP ARTIST FOR WELL OVER 19 YEARS AND NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS WORK LOL WHAT A JOKE

would this work on a bent

would this work on a bent nose. one that has a bump running down the middle.
kinda like a hook?
/
yes? no?

Nose clip

surely not, it isn't designed for that

Can anyone tell me if it

Can anyone tell me if it actually works?

You can get it in singapore

You can get it in singapore or Hong kong at SaSa, for about S$13.90 or HK$25. But it's currently out of stock (in spore). Sasa 'originated' from hk so it should be cheaper there.. I'm still waiting.....
But I have this fear that blood vessels in my nose will burst... Is it harmful?

DUMB

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is the stupidest thing i have ever heard in my entire life!
as if you idiots believe that a piece of plastic that clamps ur nose is actully going to make it smaller HAHAHA

get a life retards

Haven't you heard of chinese

Haven't you heard of chinese foot binding?

Or do you think that THAT "doesn't work"?

Maybe you should get a life, or at least, do some goddamn research.

INDIA?

HOW CAN I GET IT IN INDIA?

u people are messed up

u guys need some serious help u might not like ur nose now but wait to hear what people are gunna say when they see u wearing that fugly nose clamp thing, are you sick? do u honestly believe that putting a clamp on ur nose is gunna fix ur face why not just go to home hardware and buy one there u will probably get more results industrial size it! get a life and stop slapping god in the face

What if you don't believe in

What if you don't believe in god?

NANANANANANANANANANANA.

once i thought 2 wear a peg

once i thought 2 wear a peg on my nose too. But if you havent realize that will cut of circulation of your nose and your nose might become black or something and start to rot... way disguisting..... dont do it...this is a cheap chinese product probably not clinically tested... i wouldnt trust it

NEW NOSE

Lol I bought 2 little plastic Thingies (u put it every day inside your nose and nobody can't tell u have it on) called NEW NOSE, it is suppose to make your nose taller and perkier now lets wait and see!

Yeah, I heard of something

Yeah, I heard of something like that and wanted to try it. I saw it on tv once, but i can't find it. Where did you buy it?

Well dat sounds interesting,

Well dat sounds interesting, tell us if it 'ave improved your nose shape. as far as i knoe, external pressure after growing up don't work to reshape your nose, it juzz works on newborn babies. i'm eager to knoe if it truely works. Goodluck.

is this product only

is this product only designed to thin your nose?wil it improve the symmetry of your face?

WOW i didn't know Michael

WOW i didn't know Michael Jackson was only popular in Asia. Hmmmpz didn't he get famous in the US? Wow you ignorant Americans are funny, when one of you goes coo coo mix him up with another race. Start going to school, and realize how uneducated you sound.

=( i think it's fake, these

=( i think it's fake, these external pressures juzz work on newborn babies, not for a grown up person, but wish it did. one said it true, it's not clinically proven dat it really works to reshape your nose. Ask a family doctor if it actually does something and post here, dat'll help ppl. neway, gudluck.

your big nose

Hey, this thing really work! I tried it in the pilipines but had to stop cuz my nose got two small i could not breathe. it come with fragrance two. i got mine in sampaguita,our national plower. it smell good.

Wow! dat sounds

Wow! dat sounds unbelievable! How long did it take to show results? Was it ruined again after u stopped using it? please share it if u dont mind.

hello from philippines

Where did you buy that here in philippines? What specific location you bought that thing, I wanna try if that really works. Thanks

hello kababayan! i wanna

hello kababayan! i wanna know where u bought this thing? i wanna try it.

Where get it

Hi you know where i get it in Taiwan? I want one. Here I use two chopsticks tie together but it not work well.I even try netsuke tie togther but it no work also. If anybody help welcome vely much.

I live in south Texas. We

I live in south Texas. We can not get it here. I even tried going across the river to Mexico.They dont have it either. I want one very bad.I want to look like Eva Longoria. She has pretty nose and pretty butt too. I tried clothespin but I dont want to look stupid when I go to shurch. Help me.

want to buy

Hi please help me i want buy CoCo – Beautiful New Look of Nose'

im sending from Muscat i want 2 from them how i can get?

'CoCo – Beautiful New Look of Nose

'CoCo – Beautiful New Look of Nose
Hello
How i can Get this prodect please send me through my email to send u money by
American Express or HTML or any other way

Help me

anybody help me?? i stay in malaysia..

how to get it? SASA is what?

nose clip

does this make your nose pointy??

ANOTHER METHOD

thers another methd..if you put wine corks in both nostrils give it a week and youll visibly see your nose smaller......hi ritz

inquiry

i'm from the Philippines. i would also like to know where can i buy this product. thank you.

buy in philippines

hey i used to live in phils
i bought this while i was on holiday there!
i got it for less dan 7 dollars though lol
ok..ammm i got in a marketplace maybe you can get it in quiapo or something
good luck! :D
also this product works! :P sooo HAH! :P

It works- results!

yes, i have actuallly tried this product, and ofcourse it worked. Yet, if you have a very wide nose, you will notice that unwanted lines will appear in between and it will full on look gross.

It actually really depends on the type of nose you have really, sometimes if you use this forceful thing it can actually turn out as something you don't want. I dunno, but, this thing does work.. =]

keep in mind that different results will appear on different noses aswell, and yes this genius simple design may sound funny, but I guess it can save you thousands, considering that so many people (nomally asian) have wide nostrils, and normally pay a few thousands just to get it fixed, and compared with this price it's only $7.50! So why not give it a go, even if it's funny, because you never know, it could actually turn out pretty hot, like on my nose :)

WoW!

Wow! yu must be very lucky! could u please tell us, how long we shud kip wearing it evryday n since wen we can notice results? thanks!

Instead of wearing it for

Instead of wearing it for months...15-20 minutes a day should do.

The Plastic Things,

Wish I could hear more about those plastic things you are supposed to put inside your nose which will make it seem narrower/smaller,. It was mentioned a few comments back but I would really like to hear more about.. If it works and how it works + where you can get them,? Does anyone know about these?

PLEASE TELL ME!!!

Does anyone know if this is available in Canada or if it is sold online? If so what site/store/location???

I see this product in our

I see this product in our grocery store (I'm in the Philippines), it's cheaper than $7. I thought it looked absolutely ridiculous. But I'd probably give it a try... I'll tell you guys what happens. I'm a real skeptic though. I'll take before and after shots.

before n after

Thanks Mina. Please post your photos. Im looking 4ward to seeing if has ne effect!

I want to see before and

I want to see before and after pictures before using this by the way I would like to know people from other places so this is my msn ghizlan94@hotmail.com
xxx ......

coco nose clamp

can i buy one in uk please let me know asap thanks

i used a standard clothes

i used a standard clothes peg, it worked really wel

Go to ebay. The same

Go to ebay.
The same identical product can be found under the name of "JIAHE Nose Up".

I'm going to get one!!

wish they had one for my

wish they had one for my whole body xD

it works but....

Under your nostrils it will get very very very red and on the side of your nose the skin is going to get wrinkle! I just a rhinoplasty for $1200 and payments of $42.00 a month!

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